You can get your all inclusive lesbian package at walmart or target. It comes with flannel, converse, a beanie and a tumblr account in your name all for $15.99 if you can’t afford that there’s a bisexual package for just $3.99 and included is a boyfriend because well…you know.
my mom didn’t get me oreos from the grocery store. joke’s on her though when i’m not around to take care of her at an old age
how do you become a lesbian?